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	<description>A pilgrim&#039;s journey to the Great Better</description>
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		<title>You Better Start Kissing Me</title>
		<link>http://heartsteps.org/you-better-start-kissing-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 07:46:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamiek8</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hafiz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kissing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Throw away All your begging bowls at God&#8217;s door, For I have heard the Beloved Prefers sweet threatening shouts, Something on the order of: &#8220;Hey Beloved, My heart is a raging volcano Of love for you! You better start kissing me - Or Else!&#8221; Hafiz]]></description>
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Throw away<br />
All your begging bowls at God&#8217;s door,</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">For I have heard the Beloved<br />
Prefers sweet threatening shouts,</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Something on the order of:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&#8220;Hey Beloved,<br />
My heart is a raging volcano<br />
Of love for you!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">You better start kissing me -<br />
Or Else!&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">Hafiz</p>
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		<title>More Traffic Than You Think</title>
		<link>http://heartsteps.org/more-traffic-than-you-think/</link>
		<comments>http://heartsteps.org/more-traffic-than-you-think/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 17:53:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamiek8</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[insight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reflection]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[angels]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drops]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[splash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Teresa]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heartsteps.org/?p=1232</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[God stood at the shore of Himself and dove in. How can He do things like that? Anything goes with the Big Guy, I guess. A divine splash happened, billions of drops were propelled into space. I said to a drop shooting past me one night, &#8220;Where ya going, what&#8217;s the hurry, slow down.&#8221; It [...]]]></description>
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God stood at the shore of Himself and dove in.<br />
How can He do things like that?<br />
Anything <em>goes</em> with<br />
the Big Guy, I<br />
guess.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">A divine splash happened,<br />
billions of drops were propelled into space.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I said to a drop shooting past me one night,<br />
&#8220;Where ya going, what&#8217;s the hurry,<br />
slow down.&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">It did, and we talked for a while, that drop and I;<br />
some angels too<br />
came by.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">There is more traffic than you think -<br />
cruising.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">Teresa of Avila</p>
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		<title>A Cushion for Your Head</title>
		<link>http://heartsteps.org/a-cushion-for-your-head/</link>
		<comments>http://heartsteps.org/a-cushion-for-your-head/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:44:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamiek8</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[insight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cushion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hafiz]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heartsteps.org/?p=1137</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Just sit there right now Don&#8217;t do a thing Just rest. For your separation from God, From love, Is the hardest work In this World. Let me bring you trays of food And something That you like to Drink. You can use my soft words As a cushion For your Head. Hafiz]]></description>
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Just sit there right now<br />
Don&#8217;t do a thing<br />
Just rest.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">For your separation from God,<br />
From love,</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Is the hardest work<br />
In this<br />
World.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Let me bring you trays of food<br />
And something<br />
That you like to<br />
Drink.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">You can use my soft words<br />
As a cushion<br />
For your<br />
Head.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">Hafiz</p>
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		<title>I Hope That God Thinks Like That</title>
		<link>http://heartsteps.org/i-hope-that-god-thinks-like-that/</link>
		<comments>http://heartsteps.org/i-hope-that-god-thinks-like-that/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:05:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamiek8</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rabia]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heartsteps.org/?p=1072</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There is a dog I sometimes take for a walk and turn loose in a field, when I can&#8217;t give her that freedom, I feel in debt. I hope God thinks like that and is keeping track of all the bliss He owes me. Rabia]]></description>
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There is a dog I sometimes take for a walk<br />
and turn loose in a field,</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">when I can&#8217;t give her that freedom,<br />
I feel in debt.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I hope God thinks like that and<br />
is keeping track of all<br />
the bliss He<br />
owes<br />
me.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">Rabia</p>
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		<title>Keep Moving</title>
		<link>http://heartsteps.org/keep-moving/</link>
		<comments>http://heartsteps.org/keep-moving/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 16:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamiek8</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ble]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moving]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heartsteps.org/?p=1002</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My head is bald&#8230;but hatted. My coat is warm. &#8220;Brave travelers dream time, hoist hope like a flag on a staff.&#8221; Green hills meet indigo sky. The wind pushes me on. &#8220;Clouds tell no stories.&#8221; The moon is bright. Prayer hurts. The sight of God is fatal. &#8220;Keep moving.&#8221; Bernard Laurie Edwards]]></description>
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My head is bald&#8230;but hatted. My coat is warm. &#8220;Brave travelers dream time, hoist hope like a flag on a staff.&#8221; Green hills meet indigo sky. The wind pushes me on. &#8220;Clouds tell no stories.&#8221; The moon is bright. Prayer hurts. The sight of God is fatal. &#8220;Keep moving.&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">Bernard Laurie Edwards</p>
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		<title>Recipe</title>
		<link>http://heartsteps.org/recipe/</link>
		<comments>http://heartsteps.org/recipe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 18:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamiek8</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[insight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recipe]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heartsteps.org/?p=870</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[4 cups of Love 3 cups of Loyalty 3 cups of Forgiveness 5 tsp.of Hope 2 tsp. of Tenderness 4 quarts of Faith 1 cup of Friendship 1 barrel of Laughter Take Love and Loyalty, mix thoroughly with Faith. Blend it with Tenderness, Kindness and Understanding. Add Friendship and Hope. Sprinkle abundantly with Laughter. Bake [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p><img src="http://heartsteps.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/recipe.jpg" alt="recipe" title="recipe" width="350" height="242" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-871" /><br />
4 cups of Love<br />
3 cups of Loyalty<br />
3 cups of Forgiveness<br />
5 tsp.of Hope<br />
2 tsp. of Tenderness<br />
4 quarts of Faith<br />
1 cup of Friendship<br />
1 barrel of Laughter</p>
<p>Take Love and Loyalty, mix thoroughly with Faith. Blend it with Tenderness, Kindness and Understanding. Add Friendship and Hope. Sprinkle abundantly with Laughter. Bake it with Sunshine. Serve daily with generous helpings.</span> </p>
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		<title>A Divine Invitation</title>
		<link>http://heartsteps.org/a-divine-invitation/</link>
		<comments>http://heartsteps.org/a-divine-invitation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 16:26:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamiek8</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poem]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hafiz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[invitation]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heartsteps.org/?p=864</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You have been invited to meet The Friend. No one can resist a Divine Invitation. That narrows down all our choices To just two: We can come to God Dressed for Dancing, Or, Be carried on a stretcher To God&#8217;s Ward. Hafiz]]></description>
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You have been invited to meet<br />
The Friend.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">No one can resist a Divine Invitation.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">That narrows down all our choices<br />
To just two:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">We can come to God<br />
Dressed for Dancing,</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Or,</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Be carried on a stretcher<br />
To God&#8217;s Ward.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">Hafiz</p>
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		<title>How Does God Keep From Fainting?</title>
		<link>http://heartsteps.org/how-does-god-keep-from-fainting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 15:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamiek8</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fainting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rumi]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heartsteps.org/?p=844</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The wonder of water moving over that rock in the stream justifies existence. The swish of a horse&#8217;s tail &#8211; again I am stunned by the grandeur of the unseen One that governs all movement. I resist looking at the palms of my hands sometimes. Have you ever gotten breathless before a beautiful face, for [...]]]></description>
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The wonder of water moving over that rock in the stream<br />
justifies existence.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">The swish of a horse&#8217;s tail &#8211; again I am stunned<br />
by the grandeur of the unseen One<br />
that governs all<br />
movement.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I resist looking at the palms of my hands sometimes.<br />
Have you ever gotten breathless before a beautiful face,<br />
for I see you there,<br />
my dear.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">There is a wonderful problem waiting for you<br />
that God and I share:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">how to keep from fainting when we<br />
see each other.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">In truth:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">how does God keep from fainting<br />
looking at Himself all day?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Light is moving like a stream, and<br />
the myriad celestial beings<br />
applaud.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">Rumi</p>
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		<title>That&#8217;s the Whole Idea</title>
		<link>http://heartsteps.org/thats-the-whole-idea/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamiek8</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poem]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[burglar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hafiz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[idea]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heartsteps.org/?p=760</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Fire has a love for itself - It wants to keep burning. It is like a woman Who is at last making love To the person she most desires. Find a Master who is like the Sun. Go to His house in the middle of the night. Smash a window. Act like a great burglar [...]]]></description>
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Fire has a love for itself -<br />
It wants to keep burning.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">It is like a woman<br />
Who is at last making love<br />
To the person she most desires.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Find a Master who is like the Sun.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Go to His house<br />
in the middle of the night.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Smash a window.<br />
Act like a great burglar -<br />
Jump in.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Now,<br />
Gather all your courage -<br />
Throw yourself into His bed!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">He will probably kill you.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Fantastic -<br />
That&#8217;s the whole idea!</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">Hafiz</p>
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		<title>Wayfarer</title>
		<link>http://heartsteps.org/wayfarer/</link>
		<comments>http://heartsteps.org/wayfarer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 03:52:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jamiek8</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[insight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elephant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hafiz]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://heartsteps.org/?p=686</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wayfarer Your whole mind and body have been tied To the foot of the Divine Elephant With a thousand golden chains. Now, begin to rain intelligence and compassion Upon all your tender, wounded cells And realize the profound absurdity Of thinking That you can ever go Anywhere Or do Anything Without God&#8217;s will. Hafiz]]></description>
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Wayfarer</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Your whole mind and body have been tied<br />
To the foot of the Divine Elephant<br />
With a thousand golden chains.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Now, begin to rain intelligence and compassion<br />
Upon all your tender, wounded cells</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">And realize the profound absurdity<br />
Of thinking</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">That you can ever go Anywhere<br />
Or do Anything</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Without God&#8217;s will.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">Hafiz</p>
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